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Happy Ramadan To All Muslims Around the World
Best:
Leader – Allah
Guide – Quaran
Loyality – Imaan
Lyrics – Aazan
Exercise – Namaaz (pray)
Request – Dua
Protection – Fitra
Oath – Kalma
Self Control – Roza
So Good Luck for Ramazan &
Happy Ramadan To All Muslims around the World

Wish for You to Have a beautiful and nice week
Wish for You Great start for Monday,
No obstacles for Tuesday,
No stress for Wednesday,
No worry for Thursday,
Smile for Friday,
Party for Saturday,
And great fun for Sunday.
Have a beautiful and nice week......
Nights are exist so we can appreciate days
Nights are exist so we can appreciate day,
sorrow so we can appreciate joy,
evil so we can appreciate good,
you so I can appreciate love.

If I die before you do I will still wait for you
Good friends are hard to find
harder to leave
and impossible to forget!
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You were born in the heavens
up in the sky
sent down to earth
to put a twinkle in my eyes.
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Of all the friends I ever met
your the one I wont forget
and if I die before you do
I’ll go 2 heaven & wait 4 you!
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Sky without stars like me without you
sky without stars
like sleep without dream
like roses without smell
like song with out music
like face with out smile
like me without you

Learn to love the people who are willing to love you at present
Learn 2 love the people who are willing to love U at present.
4get the people in the past & tnk dem 4 hurting U which led U 2 luv d people U have right now.
Each moment in a day has its own value
Each moment in a day,has its own value,
Morning brings hope,
Afternoon brings faith,
Evening brings luv,
Night brings rest,
wish u find them all today n
forever ...

Faith makes all things possible
Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Holiday .
If kisses were water
If kisses were water, I will give U sea.
If hugs were leaves, I will give U a tree.
If u luv a planet, I will give U a galaxy,
If friendship is life, I will give U mine.
Flowers need sunshine
Flowers need sunshine, violets
need dew, all angels in heaven
know I need u. years may fly,
tears may dry, but my friendship with u
will never die.
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Night has gone and the moon too
Night has gone and the moon too.
Sun has arrived with the sky blue .
Open ur beautiful eyes there is a SMS for you.
To wish a Good Morning and Good Day
lyf is lyk a Piano
lyf is lyk a Piano,
white keys r happy moments,
n black keys r sad moments,
but rember both keys r playd
2gthr 2 giv sweet music
CALLD LIFE...
To realize the value of one moment
To realize the value of ONE MONTH, ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby.
To realize the value of ONE WEEK, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize the value of ONE HOUR, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
To realize the value of ONE MINUTE, ask a person who missed the train.
To realize the value of ONE SECOND, ask a person who just avoided an accident.
Love to all
Each moment of ur life is a picture
Each moment of ur life is a picture
which u had never seen before.
And which ull never see again
so enjoy & live life & make each moment beautiful....
New day new blessing
New day new blessing.
Don’t let yesterdays failures
ruin the beauty of today,
because each day has its own
promise of love, joy, forgiveness…..
Good Morning...

Dance in the rain
Laugh when you can. Smile everyday.
Sing in the shower. Dance in the rain.
Don't worry what anyone thinks.
Keep moving forward and don't look back.
Because life goes by fast & it happens once...

It Will Be A Gread Ride
Congratulations!
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You may think Its over.
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But, Its Just Beginning.
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Enjoy the journey with your new little one,
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It will be a Great Ride.
Geo to Aisey
Kiya sindhi
Kiya pathan
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Great Afridi
King Yunis khan
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Intkhab coach
Yunis kptan
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Kami opner
Gul tofan
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8 punjabi
3 pathan
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Lo jeet gia Pakistan
GEO TO AISEY
Shab-e-Baraat Mubarak-Islamic Greetings
Advance!
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Hades Pak H:
Jis Ne Mah-e-shaban Ki Khabar Di
Us Pr Janat Wajib Hai.

Arz Kiya Hai
Arz Kiya Hai…
Sher Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon
Wah Wah Wah
Sher Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon
Good Afternoon
Good Afternoon

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Aarzoo jhooth hai,
Aarzoo jhooth hai,
Aarzoo ka fareb khana nahi ..
Khush jo rahna ho zindagi me tumhe..
Dil kabhi kisi se lagana nahi.
Ek pal mein jo aakar guzar jaaye
Yeh hawa ka woh jhoka hai ..aur kuch nahi
Pyar kahti hai duniya jise,
Ek rangeen dhokha hai .. Aur kuch nahi
There’s a warmth in my heart.
There’s a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when U R gone. Mend me 2 ur side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, wat’s simple is true, I love you.
The sweetest sentence ever said by some one in love
The sweetest sentence ever said by some one in love: “I’m jealous of the people who ever hugged you,
because for a moment they hold my whole world!”
Bano jo Dost to phir sirf Wafa ho jao
Bano jo Dost to phir sirf Wafa ho jao, Bano jo Pyaar to phir Hud E Fida ho jao, Bano jo Dil to
Dhadkan ki Sada ho jao, Bano jo Zulf to baadal ki Ghata ho jao, Bano jo Khoon to rag rag mein rawan
ho jao, Bano jo Humdard to zakhmon ki Dawa ho jao, Bano jo Hath to phir Dasht E Dua ho jao, Bano jo
husn to pakeeza Haya ho jao, Bano jo Jaan to phir Jaan E Wafa ho jao!
lost You Coz My Love is True.
I am a Loner Seeking a Lover Can’t find a Boy Who can give me Joy Now that I have You I will never
lost You Coz My Love is True.
Love you honey …
As I sit alone
I remember those beautiful moments
We spent together
I want to be with you again
Love you honey …
With every breath I take
With every breath I take
With every song in sing
I think about you
The love and care
With which you entered into my life
Sweetheart I’m missing you a lot

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Wishing you one month of ramdan
Wishing you one month of ramdan,
4 weeks of barkat,
30 days of forgiveness,
720 hours of guidance,
43200 minutes of purification,
2592000 seconds of noor.
Happy Ramadan

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Life gives us an answer in three ways
Life gives us an answer in three ways....
It says yes and gives you what you want,
It says no and gives you something better than what you asked for,
And it says wait and gives you the best !
Always be patience.........
Sleep with peace and wake with hope
Sleep with peace,
Wake with hope,
Go everywhere wit joy,
Take with faith,
Carry favour around u
and have a gud night.
Reality of life
R e A l I t Y
o F
L I F E
For Every Dream That
Is Reborn,
There's A Dream That
Dies.
For Every Heart That
...Finds Love,
There's A Heart That
Cries.
For Every Smile Upon
A Face,
There's A Tear To Cry.
For Every Day Filled
With Sun,
There's A Day Of Rain.
For Every Hour Filled
With Joy,
There's An Hour Of
Pain.
For Every Fond Hello
You Say,
There's A Sad
Goodbye ...

Hard times are like washing machine
Hard Times Are Like a Washing Machine,
They Twist,
Turn & Knock Us Around,
But In The End we Come Out
Cleaner, Brighter & Better Than Before…
Studied everything but never topped
“I studied everything but never topped,
But today the toppers of
the best universities are my employees” (Bill Gates)
Be creative

Design your character
“Never design your character
like a garden where anyone can walk .
Design your character like the sky
where everyone desire to reach.” (HITLER)
Difference of Impress / Express
Learn To Express Rather Than Impress
Expressing Evokes A “Me Too" Attitude
While
Impressing Evokes A “So What” Attitude
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Feel d Difference
Aim in Life
Aim in life shud b 654321
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Shocked?
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6-Six digit salary
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5-Five working days
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4-Four wheeler car
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3-Three room flat
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2-Two cute children
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1-One sweetheart
Dont Be Afraid
Don't be afraid to admit when you know you are wrong.
It is not a sign of weakness,
but shows character and responsibility.
Others will respect you for that.
Suffering From AIDS
70% of College students in the world are suffering from AIDS.
Can't Believe?
But its True!
AIDS:
A: Attendance and
I: Internal Marks
D: Deficiency
S: Syndrome.
Apologizing Does not
"Apologizing doesn't mean that U r wrong n the other is right,
It only means that U Give value to relationships much more than Ur personal ego"
Don't Be Disappointed
Dnt b disappointed if d
world refuses 2 help U
Remember d words by
Einstein
"I m thankful 2 all those
who said NO. Its bcoz of
them I did it myself ... "
Life is Too Short if We Work
Life is too short.
If we work Good.
OR
If we work Bad.
In 2 cases life will
end.
SO if we work good than
we are died peacefully.
Seeds of Patience
When u plant the SEEDS of PATIENCE,
all u HARVEST is SWEET FRUITS
OF HAPPINESS LOVE & CARE
and
million smiles on those
million people who care for u
That is Life
When I got enough confidence,
The stage was gone.
When I was sure of losing,
I won.
When I needed people the most,
They left me.
When I learnt to dry my tears,
I found a shoulder to cry on.
When I mastered the skill of hating,
Somebody started loving me.
That’s Life!!!!
Enjoy life…..!

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Larki ka bap larki se:
Larki ka bap larki se:
jise tum pasand karti ho us k pas bangala car jaidad he.
Larki: toba he sub mard 1 jese hote hen
wo bhi aap k bare ma yahi puch raha tha
Have you seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?

Have you seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No?
Quickly
Quickly
Quickly
see your I.D Card.
Ap jeet chuke hen 50Laakh Ab 1crore 1jawab ki duri pe?
Ap jeet chuke hen 50Laakh Ab 1crore 1jawab ki duri pe?
Or 1crore ka Sawal ab ap ki Screen pe
‘KIYA AP NY MANDIR SE NEW SHOES CHORI KARNA CHOR DIYE?
A=yes
B=No
Doodh bech K he balance daal lena:
(_),,~.____
“\;/” :. : :.)’\
!,!,!””^!,!,!”
Gaiye bhej rahi hn
Roz 20 kg Doodh deti Hy
Doodh bech K he balance daal lena:p
A Rule fr success:
A Rule fr success:
always consult a woman before doing any important task in ur life.
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But always act opposite to her advice:-
I Am Lamp u r…
I Am Lamp
U Are Light
I Am cOk3
U Are Sprite
I Am Sawan
U Are Badal
I Am Normal
You Are
Also Normal
Kya Yaar!
Tum Khud Per Hamesha Shak Krtay Ho?
Ulloo ki tarah idhr udhr kia dekh rahi ho
(o_o)
( o_o)
(o_o)
( o_o)
(o_o)
( o_o)
Ulloo ki tarah idhr udhr kya dekh rahi ho
Sms hi to bheja hai?.
Koi bomb to nhi bejha.
B.B. Ne 1 Kutta Pala,
B.B. Ne 1 Kutta Pala,
Moti MotiAankhon Wala.
Lumbi lmbi Munchon Wala,
Mehlon ma wo Rhta tha,
English Wine Peeta Tha,
Khta Thaw o sonf Spari,
Nam Tha Uska Asif Zardari.
hamari govt ney pehle petrol brhaya
hamari govt ney pehle petrol brhaya
phr
ata
chawal
milk
yaha tak k karaya bhe bhraya dia ab govt k samj mai nahe aa raha k kya brhayain
to salloun ney ghanta agey brha dya
This is my leg
This is my leg
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Itni der dabane k liye thanks.. I m feeling much better now
Cheese is Cheese
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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Aapki 1 bat hame bahut pasand hai.
Aapki 1 bat hame bahut pasand hai.
Aap jab bhi koi kam karte Ho, Dil
Lagake Karte Ho..
Kyun ki,
Dimaag To APKE Paas hay hi nahi
Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.
Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
Warna
GADHA Mar jayega
God has given many qualities to you,
God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wana See u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s juts beacuse …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
Jab say tumhain paya hai,
Jab say tumhain jana hai,
Jab say tumhain paya hai,
Her dua main tera hi naam aaya hai,
Taa kay pochon rab say,
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Yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai?
Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki…
Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki
Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai
Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai
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reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai….
woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!
You=lovely
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can’t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
Press down if you think you are MAD
Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
Two devils came into my dreams
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
Funny Insult SMS
One of the
Intelligent
Monkey
Mising
In
Zoo.!
Its name is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
Don't worry
It is not u,
beCos
It is intelligent..

Mobile Mai Ghusa Rehta Hai
Lets play a GAME,
Its very interesting,
Ready?
3
2
1
START,
Kya START?
Bhootni k Kuch Kaam Kar Le.
Har Waqt Mobile Mai Ghusa Rehta Hai...

Khudi Ko Kar Kanjoos Itna
Khudi Ko Kar Kanjoos Itna,
K har SMS se Bhejne se pehle.
Service Center waly Call ker k khud Puchein.
Pakki Baat Hai?
Bhejna Hai K "Sending Failed" Karen?
Sms To Kartey Nahi Ho
Ghazab Ka Nakhra Ajeeb Yeh Style Hai
Sms Nahi Kartey Or Kehtay Ho
Mere Pass Mobile Hai
Bey-Sharmi Ki Had To Dekho
Yeh Parh K B Aap K Chehray Par SMILE Hai.

Muskurahat Pe Marta Hai
Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Kio Marta Hai.
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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.
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Ek Chooha Maarna Hai.
Door Se / Urdu Text insults
App Mujhay
Aik jaga
se boht
Piyarae
Lagte hain ?
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Maloom hai kahan se ?
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Hi Allah.... Bata dun .
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DOO000000000R
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Yaar Tumhare Number
Yaar tmhare Number ko kya howa hai? Maine abhi call ki to operator Boli "welcome 2 jungle aap ka matlooba bandar darakht se ulta latka hua hai plz try later..
Kal ABC
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Shabbash..
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Ab so jao !
kal A-B-C parhain gay...
Mazahiya Shayari // Dunya Bewaffa
Dunya buri hosakti he,
AAP NAHI
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Loog bure hosakte hen, AAP NAHI,
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Dunya bewaffa hosakti he, AAP NAHI,
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Pagaal thek ho sakte he, AAP NAHI
Keep Me In Your Brain
Dont keep me in ur heart
keep me in ur brain
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Bc0z
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Rehne ki jaga jitni khali ho, rehney me utna maza ata he.

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You can kiss me baby because I am vaccinated
kisses are not kisses unless they're tasted.
Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses spread germs & germs are hated.
but U can kiss me baby I'm vaccinated.
my dreams in night are eager to welcome U
My eyes are eager 2 see you,
my lips are eager 2 kiss you,
my ears are eager 2 listen you,
& my dreams in night are eager 2 welcome U.
What each kiss means
WHAT EACH KISS MEANS....
- Kiss on the Forehead: We are cute together .
- Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
- Kiss on the Cheek: We are friends.
- Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
- Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
- Kiss on the Lips: I love you.
Friendship is not history to forget but chemistry between hearts.
Friendship is not "History" to forget
Not "Math" to calculate
Not "Language" to translate
Its only the “Chemistry” that “reacts” between “Hearts”.

Basic spelling that every woman ought to know.
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point.
That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know.
A kiss is a lovely trick
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
I. Bergman

I give you an endless row of kisses
I will give you one kiss to go to sleep. I give you two kisses to dream. I give you an endless row of kisses to, when you wake up in the morning, think of me.
lets play the game
Love is the name,
kiss is the game
forget the name lets play the game.
Never KISS a female police
Never KISS a female police,
She will say, handz up.
Never KISS a female doctor,
She will say, Next plz
Alwayz KISS a female teacher,
She will say, repeat it 10 timez
Kiss me dear
Kiss me heart
Kiss me dear
Kiss me out of love or fear
Kiss me strong
Kiss me brave
Kiss me til I've
Dug my grave
jealous of all the people
I'm jealous of all the people who ever hug u..
Because for a moment they hold my whole world..
My GF Broke Up
Boy: My Gf broke up wth me
& sent me da Kissng pics of her with her new Bf.!!
Frnd: Oh..its 2 bad.!
Boy: Yaa..I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad.
Aankhain Thein Kahan
Aankhain Thein Kahan Itni Sharabi Pehle,
Chehra Tha Kahan Itna Kitabi Pehle,
Aaina To Zara Dekhiye Booso(Kiss) Ke Baad,
Kya Hont They Itne Hi Gulabi Pehle.!
Golden Words on Kiss
Golden Words
Jo Pappi De
Us Se Le LO
Aur Jo Na De
Us Se Zabardasti Le LO
Dr.Emraan Hashmi.
Love is Blind-Kiss SMS Jokes
love is blind
be very kind
wen I KISS YOU
plz don"t mind
Kissing is The Best Practice-Kiss SMS Jokes
Kissing is the best Practice for Lips.
It keeps the Lips:
Wet, Soft, Flexible and Reddish Pink.
So always keep Kissing.
To
Sweet Children Only.
Jin Ke Honton Pe Mere
Jin k honton pe mere Booson k Nishan Baqi hain....
Aaj unko mere milnay se Haya aati hai.
Girl If You Will Try to Kiss-Boys VS Girls SMS
Girl: If you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: I know per formality to karni hi paregi.
Just Imagine You and Your Lover
Just Imagine:
You and your Lover having a Kiss,
And
At the Same Moment, You Lover Vomits in your Mouth...
Just Imagine...
Lol
uuuouuoouhooo...
The Moment Eternal
The Moment Eternal . . . Just That And No More . . .
When Ecstasy's Utmost We Clutch At The Core
While
Cheeks Burn, Arm Open, Eyes Shut
&
Lips Meet
Infection Nahi ZANG Lag
Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai.
Bring You Fone Cloze
Bring Your Fone
Cloze
2
ur Cheek...
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..MmWaAh..!
Dats da
Best i Can Do
4rm here!!

Kisses Blown Are Kisses
Kisses blown are kisses wasted. kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted. kisses spread germs and germs are hated. but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated
Bus Itna Hi Kaha Tha
Bus itna hi kaha tha hum barso k piyase he.
honto ko usne choom kar khamosh kar diya..
Ek Hum Hai K Kisi Miss
ek Hum hai k kesi miss ko kiss ni kartey or Ek wo hai jo kesi kiss ko miss ni kartey
Kiss Kiss Ki Mehfil Mein
Kiss Kiss ke Mehfil mein,
Kiss Kiss Ne Kiss Kiss ko,
Kiss Kiss tarah Kiss Kiya!
Ek Aap hai jisne har KISS ko MISS Kiya!
Aur Ek HUM jisne har MISS ko KISS Kiya!
Pink Lips Are The Girls Beauty
Arz kia hai
Pink lips are the girls beauty...
Wah..Wah..
Pink lips are the girls beauty..
And kissing them is boys duty.
Darya Main Paani
Darya main paani,
pani main fish..
Wah!!
Arz kia hai..
Darya main paani
pani main fish
Aaapko Salam
Apki girlfrnd ko kiss..!!
Never Ask 4 Kiss
Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it.
Never give a hug, ask 4 it.
Never ask do u love me, first say I love u.
Never say I cant live without u, say I live for u.
Main Tumhain Jo Paalon to
Main tumhain jo paalon to Tum apny honton ki aanch se merey tann ko kundan bana do.
Phir saari hadon ko torr kar hum ek dojay main kho jaen.
Kash hum ek ho jaen.

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A Good plan for today is better
A Good plan for today is better
than a greater plan for tomorrow
Look backward with satisfaction…!
and Look forward with confidence…!
World is a Theatre Life is Movie
World is a Theatre,
Our life is a Movie,
God is the Director,
Nature is the Producer,
U r the Hero
Enjoy the Life.

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