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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
Quran pak k humaray uper 5 haqoq hain..
Quran pak k humaray uper 5 haqoq hain..
1) Is per Emaan lana
2)Isko perhna
3)Isko samajhna
4)Is per amal kerna
5)Quran pak ki dawat aam kerna…
Jab main chahta hoon k khuda say baat karon
Jab main chahta hoon k khuda say baat karon
to main Namaz parta hoon,
Aur jab main chata hoon k khuda mujh se bat kare
to main Quran parta hoon,
(Hazrat Ali R.A)
Hazrat Muhammad (S.A.W) ne Farmaya:
Hazrat Muhammad (S.A.W) ne Farmaya:
Log pyar k lie hote hain or!
Chezein istemal k liye BAAT tab bigarti hai..
Jab chezon c pyar kia jae or!
Logon ko istemal kia jaye
Hazrat Ali (A.S) Se Pocha Gaya:
Hazrat Ali (A.S) Se Pocha Gaya:
Dunia Ka Sab Se Ameer Shakhs Kaun Hai?
Jawab Mila:
Dunia Ka Sab Se Ameer Shakhs Wo Hai
Jis K Dost Mukhlis Hon
3 Insan 3 CHEEZO Se Mehroom Rhen Ge :
3 Insan 3 CHEEZO Se Mehroom Rhen Ge :
1 . Ghusse Wala , Durust Faislay Se .
2 . Jhoota , IZZAT Se .
3 . JaldBaaz , KAMYABI Se .
Hazrat ALI (R.A
Nrgis apni kitab
Nrgis apni kitab
PRDAY KI PABANDI
mai Lkhti hn
K
Bchpan me jb me ksi prosi k ghr jti tu dopata lena kbi na Bholti thi
Lkin
Kbi kbi shlwar pehn’na Bhol jti thi.
eri khshi ki khatir khud ko Sambhal Rakhna,
meri khshi ki khatir khud ko sambhal rakhna,
Us ne kaha tha mujh sey apna khayal rakhna,
Woh keh raha tha sahyd kuch na bata sakun main,
Merey samney na tum bhi koi sawal rakhna,
Woh yeh bhi keh raha tha tum kuch bhuula na deyna,
majburion main kudh ko hargiz na dhaal rakhna,
Woh has ke keh Raha tha gham bhi tumhein milein gey,
Leykin na hosla apna nidhal rakhna,
Her bat ka takaza mujh se jo ker raha tha,
Kya us ka haq nahi tha mera khayal rakhna ….???
Mera CHAND To Tu Hi
Teri JAN, meri JAN, meri jaan to tu hi hay,
Log dekhain EID ka CHAND, mera CHAND to tu hi hay
Koi Tha Jis Ny Mujhy Apna Banaya Tha
Koi tha jis ny mujhy apna banaya tha
Meri dunia me ay kar har sapna dikhaya tha
Kya hua jo aaj aankhon me nami hai
Ronaq bhi to in par woi laya tha
Baqi pas mery ab kuch bhi na bacha hai
Dil tha kih woh bhi uss py lutaya tha
Kush fehmi mein mubtala keh wo aya to tha
Dekha keh hath us ny or ko thamaya tha
Bad naseebi keh meri woh phir sy kho gya
Mil na paya ussy kih woh laut kar aya tha
Jo andhery mein ussy kuch dikhai na dia
Ujaaly ki khatir dil Iffat ka jalaya tha
U”r Attractive
A – U”r Attractive
B – U”r D Best
C – U”r Cute
D – U”r Dear 2 me
E – U”r Excellent
F – U”r Funny
G – U”r Gud Looking
H – He He He
I – I”m
J – Just K – Kidding
Never ask
Never ask
for a hug
Jus take it.
Never ask
Do U Luv me
Say I Luv u
Never say I
Can’t live widout u
Say I live 4 u
U’ve been trained
now go and flirt !!!
Before and After Marriage
Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
Good Time – Bad Time
Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
In the Mean Time
I Miss U All The Time
GIRL
------------------Girls---------------------
------- -----are like apples-------------------
--------on trees. The best ones--------------
------are at the top of the tree.--------------
----The boys dont want to reach-------------
---for the good ones because they -----------
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----------
Instead, they just get the rotten apples-------
---from the ground that aren't as good,-------
but easy. So the apples at the top think-------
-something is wrong with them, when in--------
--reality, they're amazing. They just-----------
---have to wait for the right boy to------------
----- come along, the one who's---------------
----------- brave enough to-------------------
-----------------climb all----------------------
----------------- the way---------------------
-----------------to the top--------------------
----------------of the tree.-------------------

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