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Yaara ye “AAHO” kon Log kehty hein?
Pathan:
Yaara ye “AAHO” kon Log kehty hein?
Sardar:
Khan bhai Jo Pind k jahil log hoty hein wo kehty hein.
Pathan:
Acha Ap Perhay Likhay ho?
Sardar:
AAHO!
Bacha Bola: Sher dey bachy school v nai jandey….

Sardar G ka bacha school jaty huy bohat ro raha tha,
Sardar G bolay: sher dey bachy ronday nhi
Bacha Bola: Sher dey bachy school v nai jandey….
Teacher:where were u born?
Teacher:where were u born?
Sardar:punjab
Teacher:which part in Punjab?
Sardar: kya which part?
Puri body born in Punjab.
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Sardar: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Customer gusy sy: Waiter, chicken
Customer gusy sy:
Waiter chichken biryani mein chicken he nahi hai?
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Sardar Waiter:
Sir, gulab jaman mein kon sa gulab hota hy……
FIA: Y criminals leave their fingerprintz after doing
FIA: Y criminals leave their fingerprintz after doing their work?
Sardar: Sir,I Think,they r illiterate, if they were literate,
they wud leave their signature 4 u..
Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’
Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’
Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’
Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’
Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’
Sardarji : ‘What problem?’!
Sardar made a call to the airport.
Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
Sardar made a call to airport.
Sardar made a call to airport.
Asked,”How long is the Journey from Punjab to America?”
Receptionist: “One Second Sir..”
Sardar,” OK Thank You,Byez…
Sadarni: “Ooji !! Sunte ho
Sadarni: “Ooji !! Sunte ho
Uthoo!!
Utho Na.
Raat k 2 baj gaye hain !!”
Sardar: “Kyun Uthaya Mainu??”
Sardarni: “Aap Neend ki Goli Lena Bhool Gaye.. !!”
Sardar adalat main
Sardar adalat main: Bachpan Main Maa Ki Baat Suni Hoti To Aj Yeh Din Na Dhaikna Parta,
Judge: Kya kehti thi Maa?
Sardar: Jab Baat Suni He Nahi To Kaisey Bataon ….
1st Sardar: Yar yeh joray kaha bantay hain?
1st Sardar: Yar yeh joray kaha bantay hain?
2nd Sardar: Oye to nahi janta Aasman par
Phela: Abay Shit yar
Dusra: Kia Hua?
Pheley: Main tou Darzi ko day aya hon …
Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Interviewer : Do you know MS Office?
Sardar : If you give me address I can find it ?????
Sardar g In a Plane
Sardar g In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag After
Few Minutes When She
Comes Back Evry1 Was
Vomiting Except Sardar g
She Was Surprisd & Askd
“Sardar g In Sab ko Kia Hua?”
Sardar g: “Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya … ”
“App k bachy ki taang katni pre ge”
Doctor
“App k bachy ki taang katni pre ge”

Sardar
“Pehle btana tha mein bache ke new shoes na leta”
Sardar jee fone per hans hans kar baat kar rahe thay
Sardar jee fone per hans hans kar baat kar rahe thay,
un ke dost ne Sardar se pocha……..
Dost: kiya baat hai Sardar jee, kis se itna hans hans kar baat kar rahe ho,
Sardar: Bewi se baat kar raha hon,,
Dost (hairat se): Bewi se aur bhi itni khushi mizaaji se
Sardar: han, tumhri jo hai…
Sardar sent sms to his boss:
Sardar sent sms to his boss:
Me sick, no work.
Boss sms back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it.
2 Hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
Teacher to Sardar:
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underwear’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
kisi ne Sardar ko SMS Kiya ke
kisi ne Sardar ko SMS Kiya ke
“Agar tu Zaheen hai to 100 Rupe Bhej
Hoshyaar hai to 200 Rupe Bhej”
Sardar ne 500 Rupe Bhej Diye aur Likha
“Main Sab ka Baap Hoon”
Teacher told all students in a class
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
Sardarji is filling up a job application
Sardarji is filling up a job application………………………
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected…………………
After much thought he writes: Yes………………………..

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