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Larki ka bap larki se:
Larki ka bap larki se:
jise tum pasand karti ho us k pas bangala car jaidad he.
Larki: toba he sub mard 1 jese hote hen
wo bhi aap k bare ma yahi puch raha tha
Have you seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?

Have you seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No?
Quickly
Quickly
Quickly
see your I.D Card.
Ap jeet chuke hen 50Laakh Ab 1crore 1jawab ki duri pe?
Ap jeet chuke hen 50Laakh Ab 1crore 1jawab ki duri pe?
Or 1crore ka Sawal ab ap ki Screen pe
‘KIYA AP NY MANDIR SE NEW SHOES CHORI KARNA CHOR DIYE?
A=yes
B=No
Doodh bech K he balance daal lena:
(_),,~.____
“\;/” :. : :.)’\
!,!,!””^!,!,!”
Gaiye bhej rahi hn
Roz 20 kg Doodh deti Hy
Doodh bech K he balance daal lena:p
A Rule fr success:
A Rule fr success:
always consult a woman before doing any important task in ur life.
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But always act opposite to her advice:-
I Am Lamp u r…
I Am Lamp
U Are Light
I Am cOk3
U Are Sprite
I Am Sawan
U Are Badal
I Am Normal
You Are
Also Normal
Kya Yaar!
Tum Khud Per Hamesha Shak Krtay Ho?
Ulloo ki tarah idhr udhr kia dekh rahi ho
(o_o)
( o_o)
(o_o)
( o_o)
(o_o)
( o_o)
Ulloo ki tarah idhr udhr kya dekh rahi ho
Sms hi to bheja hai?.
Koi bomb to nhi bejha.
B.B. Ne 1 Kutta Pala,
B.B. Ne 1 Kutta Pala,
Moti MotiAankhon Wala.
Lumbi lmbi Munchon Wala,
Mehlon ma wo Rhta tha,
English Wine Peeta Tha,
Khta Thaw o sonf Spari,
Nam Tha Uska Asif Zardari.
hamari govt ney pehle petrol brhaya
hamari govt ney pehle petrol brhaya
phr
ata
chawal
milk
yaha tak k karaya bhe bhraya dia ab govt k samj mai nahe aa raha k kya brhayain
to salloun ney ghanta agey brha dya
This is my leg
This is my leg
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Itni der dabane k liye thanks.. I m feeling much better now
Cheese is Cheese
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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Aapki 1 bat hame bahut pasand hai.
Aapki 1 bat hame bahut pasand hai.
Aap jab bhi koi kam karte Ho, Dil
Lagake Karte Ho..
Kyun ki,
Dimaag To APKE Paas hay hi nahi
Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.
Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
Warna
GADHA Mar jayega
God has given many qualities to you,
God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wana See u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s juts beacuse …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
Jab say tumhain paya hai,
Jab say tumhain jana hai,
Jab say tumhain paya hai,
Her dua main tera hi naam aaya hai,
Taa kay pochon rab say,
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Yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai?
Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki…
Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki
Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai
Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai
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reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai….
woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!
You=lovely
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can’t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
Press down if you think you are MAD
Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
Two devils came into my dreams
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
Funny Insult SMS
One of the
Intelligent
Monkey
Mising
In
Zoo.!
Its name is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
Don't worry
It is not u,
beCos
It is intelligent..

Mobile Mai Ghusa Rehta Hai
Lets play a GAME,
Its very interesting,
Ready?
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2
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START,
Kya START?
Bhootni k Kuch Kaam Kar Le.
Har Waqt Mobile Mai Ghusa Rehta Hai...

Khudi Ko Kar Kanjoos Itna
Khudi Ko Kar Kanjoos Itna,
K har SMS se Bhejne se pehle.
Service Center waly Call ker k khud Puchein.
Pakki Baat Hai?
Bhejna Hai K "Sending Failed" Karen?
Sms To Kartey Nahi Ho
Ghazab Ka Nakhra Ajeeb Yeh Style Hai
Sms Nahi Kartey Or Kehtay Ho
Mere Pass Mobile Hai
Bey-Sharmi Ki Had To Dekho
Yeh Parh K B Aap K Chehray Par SMILE Hai.

Muskurahat Pe Marta Hai
Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Kio Marta Hai.
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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.
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Ek Chooha Maarna Hai.
Door Se / Urdu Text insults
App Mujhay
Aik jaga
se boht
Piyarae
Lagte hain ?
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Maloom hai kahan se ?
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Hi Allah.... Bata dun .
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DOO000000000R
SE
Yaar Tumhare Number
Yaar tmhare Number ko kya howa hai? Maine abhi call ki to operator Boli "welcome 2 jungle aap ka matlooba bandar darakht se ulta latka hua hai plz try later..
Kal ABC
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Shabbash..
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Ab so jao !
kal A-B-C parhain gay...
Mazahiya Shayari // Dunya Bewaffa
Dunya buri hosakti he,
AAP NAHI
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Loog bure hosakte hen, AAP NAHI,
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Dunya bewaffa hosakti he, AAP NAHI,
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Pagaal thek ho sakte he, AAP NAHI
Keep Me In Your Brain
Dont keep me in ur heart
keep me in ur brain
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Bc0z
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Rehne ki jaga jitni khali ho, rehney me utna maza ata he.

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