'Kiss Me SMS'
You can kiss me baby because I am vaccinated
kisses are not kisses unless they're tasted.
Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses spread germs & germs are hated.
but U can kiss me baby I'm vaccinated.
my dreams in night are eager to welcome U
My eyes are eager 2 see you,
my lips are eager 2 kiss you,
my ears are eager 2 listen you,
& my dreams in night are eager 2 welcome U.
What each kiss means
WHAT EACH KISS MEANS....
- Kiss on the Forehead: We are cute together .
- Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
- Kiss on the Cheek: We are friends.
- Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
- Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
- Kiss on the Lips: I love you.
Friendship is not history to forget but chemistry between hearts.
Friendship is not "History" to forget
Not "Math" to calculate
Not "Language" to translate
Its only the “Chemistry” that “reacts” between “Hearts”.
Basic spelling that every woman ought to know.
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point.
That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know.
A kiss is a lovely trick
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
I. Bergman
I give you an endless row of kisses
I will give you one kiss to go to sleep. I give you two kisses to dream. I give you an endless row of kisses to, when you wake up in the morning, think of me.
lets play the game
Love is the name,
kiss is the game
forget the name lets play the game.
Never KISS a female police
Never KISS a female police,
She will say, handz up.
Never KISS a female doctor,
She will say, Next plz
Alwayz KISS a female teacher,
She will say, repeat it 10 timez
Kiss me dear
Kiss me heart
Kiss me dear
Kiss me out of love or fear
Kiss me strong
Kiss me brave
Kiss me til I've
Dug my grave
jealous of all the people
I'm jealous of all the people who ever hug u..
Because for a moment they hold my whole world..
My GF Broke Up
Boy: My Gf broke up wth me
& sent me da Kissng pics of her with her new Bf.!!
Frnd: Oh..its 2 bad.!
Boy: Yaa..I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad.
Aankhain Thein Kahan
Aankhain Thein Kahan Itni Sharabi Pehle,
Chehra Tha Kahan Itna Kitabi Pehle,
Aaina To Zara Dekhiye Booso(Kiss) Ke Baad,
Kya Hont They Itne Hi Gulabi Pehle.!
Golden Words on Kiss
Golden Words
Jo Pappi De
Us Se Le LO
Aur Jo Na De
Us Se Zabardasti Le LO
Dr.Emraan Hashmi.
Love is Blind-Kiss SMS Jokes
love is blind
be very kind
wen I KISS YOU
plz don"t mind
Kissing is The Best Practice-Kiss SMS Jokes
Kissing is the best Practice for Lips.
It keeps the Lips:
Wet, Soft, Flexible and Reddish Pink.
So always keep Kissing.
To
Sweet Children Only.
Jin Ke Honton Pe Mere
Jin k honton pe mere Booson k Nishan Baqi hain....
Aaj unko mere milnay se Haya aati hai.
Girl If You Will Try to Kiss-Boys VS Girls SMS
Girl: If you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: I know per formality to karni hi paregi.
Just Imagine You and Your Lover
Just Imagine:
You and your Lover having a Kiss,
And
At the Same Moment, You Lover Vomits in your Mouth...
Just Imagine...
Lol
uuuouuoouhooo...
The Moment Eternal
The Moment Eternal . . . Just That And No More . . .
When Ecstasy's Utmost We Clutch At The Core
While
Cheeks Burn, Arm Open, Eyes Shut
&
Lips Meet
Infection Nahi ZANG Lag
Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai.
Bring You Fone Cloze
Bring Your Fone
Cloze
2
ur Cheek...
..
..
..
..
..MmWaAh..!
Dats da
Best i Can Do
4rm here!!
Kisses Blown Are Kisses
Kisses blown are kisses wasted. kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted. kisses spread germs and germs are hated. but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated
Bus Itna Hi Kaha Tha
Bus itna hi kaha tha hum barso k piyase he.
honto ko usne choom kar khamosh kar diya..
Ek Hum Hai K Kisi Miss
ek Hum hai k kesi miss ko kiss ni kartey or Ek wo hai jo kesi kiss ko miss ni kartey
Kiss Kiss Ki Mehfil Mein
Kiss Kiss ke Mehfil mein,
Kiss Kiss Ne Kiss Kiss ko,
Kiss Kiss tarah Kiss Kiya!
Ek Aap hai jisne har KISS ko MISS Kiya!
Aur Ek HUM jisne har MISS ko KISS Kiya!
Pink Lips Are The Girls Beauty
Arz kia hai
Pink lips are the girls beauty...
Wah..Wah..
Pink lips are the girls beauty..
And kissing them is boys duty.
Darya Main Paani
Darya main paani,
pani main fish..
Wah!!
Arz kia hai..
Darya main paani
pani main fish
Aaapko Salam
Apki girlfrnd ko kiss..!!
Never Ask 4 Kiss
Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it.
Never give a hug, ask 4 it.
Never ask do u love me, first say I love u.
Never say I cant live without u, say I live for u.
Main Tumhain Jo Paalon to
Main tumhain jo paalon to Tum apny honton ki aanch se merey tann ko kundan bana do.
Phir saari hadon ko torr kar hum ek dojay main kho jaen.
Kash hum ek ho jaen.
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